Forced Landing

This is how I almost ended up in a relationship I wasn’t interested in. Hmmm

Two weeks ago it was raining. The weather was cold. I was in bed when a descendant of Adam called my phone. I picked it up and did our “ezz been a while... ezz been a while (sorry if you haven’t seen abrewa mafia’s video)”. He then told me he has missed me. I was like “really”? Well I was flattered. He went on to say that he was home that weekend and that I should visit. I was like ok cool. I entertained thoughts of it. At that point, I considered going to stand in front of his gate. And perhaps have him touch my bumbum. 😋😋

So I told mister man that he should send me a location on whatsapp. I dozed off after the call. Some hours later, mister man called me wanting to know how far. I was like “ei boss are you not scared of corona?” He said “ah why do you have a cold?” I said no. He was like I’m sure you are fine. Brother man was wild. He will get his smooches and damn corona. So I told him ok and that I’m going to get some groceries and pass by his house. 

I got up to prepare banku and okro stew. By the time I finished eating the food, all the adwaman in my “in” had cleared.

 My brain was back to default settings. It was around 5 pm now. Brother man called again asking when I will get there. I told him that we should make it another time. He didn’t want to understand 😳😳. He told me I had led him on in the morning so he really wants to see me. He threw in a few pleas. I said sorry. He said he wants to be in a relationship with me so I should come so we talk. Ei! I told him I’m really not interested so he should forget about everything I had said and done to encourage him. At this point, he exclaimed “sad moment!”  I told him not to be dramatic. He said ok. 

I haven’t heard from him again. Now I miss his attention but can’t get it. Sad but I’m glad I didn’t let my corona feelings moment take the better part of me. 

Corona feelings by Achiba